A girl walked into the dressing rooms today without giving her things to me to take out of the bags before she tried them on, and I asked her to please not just walk in. After that she tried to hand her stuff to me so that she could cut in front of the 20 people waiting in line. When I told her she had to wait in line she gave me the dirtiest look and said “what?”
I asked her again to please get in line and she stormed off in a huff acting as if i had just verbally assaulted her and I’m pretty sure she didn’t buy anything. 

Something else from today, we aren’t allowed to let customers try on accessories in my store because people spend way too much time playing with them and goofing around in the dressing rooms while we have like 20 people in line. It’s also for loss prevention purposes and no less than 5 grown-ass adults every day throw temper tantrums about not being able to try on accessories. They also complain about not being able to try on wigs inside the dressing rooms and other various things that need to stay wrapped. 

ALSO SOMEONE PEED IN OUR DRESSING ROOMS TODAY AND THE FLOORING IN THERE IS CARPET. SO THAT WAS FUN.


Why are people so freakin entitled and destructive? 

We got a Psy costume at the halloween store and people keep asking me if we have costumes for the “Chinese guy who does the funny dance”.

I’m gonna kill someone

some genius - that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person

spookynessr00lz:

hoppip:

It’s time to bring this back into circulation.

I pressed play and within 2 seconds I hear savannah call out sassily, “REALLY, AMANDA?”

I started laughing and she says again, “I’M TRYING TO WRITE A PAPER HERE!”

I’M TRYING TO WRITE ABOUT PARKINSON’S DISEASE AND YOU’RE LISTENING TO THIS?!

(via misandristoverlord)

In the Christmas song “Deck The Halls” I used to think part of the song said “Dawning now our day of peril” instead of “Dawn we now our gay apparel”, and never once questioned it. 

spookynessr00lz:

living with savannah is fucking weird

I could hear her laughing in the other room the whole time, too
Amanda: I wanted a utility knife
Amanda: cause
Amanda: my exacto
Amanda: is annoying
Skavannah: ISN'T CUTTING IT?
Skavannah: 8)
Amanda: and I was using that chicks knife today and it was so much better
Amanda: also
Skavannah: 8)))))
Amanda: I will come in there
Amanda: and KICK YOU
Amanda: IN THE SHIN
My grandmother is a beautiful human being.
Lemon Bars
Chocolate Chip Peanutbutter
Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies
Butterscotch Cookies
Mexican Wedding Cookies
The lemon bars are the only thing I’ve tried so far but oh my god these are frickin’ delicious!

My grandmother is a beautiful human being.

  • Lemon Bars
  • Chocolate Chip Peanutbutter
  • Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • Butterscotch Cookies
  • Mexican Wedding Cookies

The lemon bars are the only thing I’ve tried so far but oh my god these are frickin’ delicious!

So in middle school I had this thing where I thought wearing black makeup was the classiest thing and that you could not go wrong doing it.

How I thought I looked:

How I actually looked:
 

My internet friends are fucking weird
goo: sava
goo: just found one of my cats wiskers
goo: what do
goo: i wanna keep it safe
Skavannah: what?
Skavannah: they shed whiskers all the time dude
goo: no man
goo: ive never found one before
goo: this has to mean something
Skavannah: lol
Skavannah: I promise you it's like all their other hair, they lose em all the time
goo: no man
goo: listen to me
goo: this HAS to mean something
goo: SOMETHING
Skavannah: eat it so it will always be part of you.
goo: OMG
goo: how would i get it down though its longer than shit

Amanda just watched me change my nose stud for the first time back to the one I originally had in before it fell out

She said it was disgusting and compared it to a really big black head being popped

On the up side I now know that I can change it out by myself C: