Can't Hug Every Cat
I could hear her laughing in the other room the whole time, too
Amanda: I wanted a utility knife
Amanda: cause
Amanda: my exacto
Amanda: is annoying
Skavannah: ISN'T CUTTING IT?
Skavannah: 8)
Amanda: and I was using that chicks knife today and it was so much better
Amanda: also
Skavannah: 8)))))
Amanda: I will come in there
Amanda: and KICK YOU
Amanda: IN THE SHIN
My grandmother is a beautiful human being.
Lemon Bars
Chocolate Chip Peanutbutter
Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies
Butterscotch Cookies
Mexican Wedding Cookies
The lemon bars are the only thing I’ve tried so far but oh my god these are frickin’ delicious!

My grandmother is a beautiful human being.

  • Lemon Bars
  • Chocolate Chip Peanutbutter
  • Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • Butterscotch Cookies
  • Mexican Wedding Cookies

The lemon bars are the only thing I’ve tried so far but oh my god these are frickin’ delicious!

So in middle school I had this thing where I thought wearing black makeup was the classiest thing and that you could not go wrong doing it.

How I thought I looked:

How I actually looked:
 

My internet friends are fucking weird
goo: sava
goo: just found one of my cats wiskers
goo: what do
goo: i wanna keep it safe
Skavannah: what?
Skavannah: they shed whiskers all the time dude
goo: no man
goo: ive never found one before
goo: this has to mean something
Skavannah: lol
Skavannah: I promise you it's like all their other hair, they lose em all the time
goo: no man
goo: listen to me
goo: this HAS to mean something
goo: SOMETHING
Skavannah: eat it so it will always be part of you.
goo: OMG
goo: how would i get it down though its longer than shit

Amanda just watched me change my nose stud for the first time back to the one I originally had in before it fell out

She said it was disgusting and compared it to a really big black head being popped

On the up side I now know that I can change it out by myself C:

Our apartment

Why am I so popular tho

Why am I so popular tho

As I was leaving to take Amanda home tonight, this was taped to my front door.

As I was leaving to take Amanda home tonight, this was taped to my front door.

Apparently there’s a series of photos saved onto my computer of Amanda and I titled “Faggots” and each photo down the line just has more “S”s at the end.

Oh guys, I forgot to tell you

I put in my two weeks notice at Office Depot on Friday. 
No more being a professional button pusher for this little lady. 
My boss was super sad to see me go, and offered me my job back in the event I am ever living in the area again and need a summer/seasonal/permanent job again.
As unlikely as that happening is, I really appreciate the sentiment and will miss most of my coworkers. 

BUT SAVANNAH, WHY ARE YOU QUITTING YOUR JOB NOW IF YOU DON’T LEAVE FOR UCF UNTIL AUGUST???!!?

My whole month of July is gonna be jam packed with traveling and getting ready for UCF.

I’m going to be in MA for a week, Orlando a few days for orientation, either the keys or sanibel for a few days with Amanda, and still debating about going to the summer of ska show in Ft. Lauderdale. 

My orientation is on July 20th, and I am super duper stoked for it, I just really hope that all the classes won’t be full by the time I get to register :/
I’ve also got all my stuff in for the lease on the apartment, and I really really hope I get to room with Amanda. Roommate announcements get made in July, so we’ll see how that goes.

Oh also Brave and Quantum Conundrum come out in a week.

My tumblr is about to be REALLY DEAD, guys.